Melonmancy Podcast

Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

Unedited, unhinged, hitting it raw

GAMERS, we accidentally our mumble server so we recorded this one on Jitsi. Since that only gives us a single track of audio we are giving you the raw, unedited audio. No chapters, no mercy. Just like you were in the room with us or something.

Topics include: – WTF is Micro$oft doing? – WTF is Splitgate doing? – and many other tangents and ramblings

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I don't think it's a grift, that dude is just an asshole

GAMERS, join us for a shorter episode for a change. Sometimes the universe is kind and people you called out months ago actually face the consequences of their actions for a change. The taste is delicious.

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Dielan try not to get tipsy talking about anime tiddies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

GAMERS, we're back in the virtual studio for another sophisticated and gentlemanly discussion on the most important topic in the media landscape: huge anime tiddies on the best and baddest Bodytype Bs you've ever seen. I think the VA strike ended too or something.

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What did you think we meant when we called him a People Programmer?

GAMERS, Join us for a vicless episode where we talk about AI for a change and how it has been impacting our lives. I promise it's video games related.

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I'll take my vindication in a bag to go please

Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it!

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Do you think those Marathon robots might be fully functional and anatomically correct? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just a couple of really long ones. Crack open a beer and chill with us. We're gonna talk about the Galaxy showcase, Marathon, Skyblivion & the leaked Oblivion remake, and a whole bunch more.

In the opening of the episode we get Vic's reaction to a really specific trailer, if you want to follow along, this is the link to that video

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It's time to buy a Steam Deck

The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer then this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All of that and more!

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Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit)

A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place – Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk about those this time while @Dielan@shitposter.world has time to get through the new Xenoblade for next episode.

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BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES

It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that.

Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being serious.

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This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys

Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world

Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode.

We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following:

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