Melonmancy Podcast

Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

Hey BTW it would really help us out if you could go follow the Odysee channel at this link so we can get enough followers to get verified. Even if you only listen to the audio this would help us out.

Anyway,

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We skipped the last recording day because it was Dielan's birthday and his office room was being renovated. The stars aligned and we decided to make up for lost time and record today instead of waiting longer. In this episode @dielan@shitposter.club and Skooma Dealer aka Rick talk about some of the latest news.

Topics include:

  • Vic is doing a 24 hour stream of Elden Ring RIGHT NOW as this post is written over at his twitch channel
  • Dielan beat Scarlet Nexus (10/10 btw)
  • musings about being drafted into the Space Force to fight Vladdy Daddy
  • MOUTHFUL MODE & XBC3 announcement
  • and more!

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Listen up we have some changes around here this season.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was livestreamed from our new home on tube dot seriousposter dot club and is still available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places same as before. BTW – did you know we show up on podcastindex.org?

Today we are joined by special guest @techur@shitposter.club from Shitposter Club! TechUr is a Streamer with a passion for freedom and content sovereignty. He comes to our podcast during pivotal moment of his Streaming career as he pivots from the popular, but abusive Twitch for an independent platform – SPC's own cytube instance: Seriousposter Tube. You can learn more on his website TechUr Live. Check out the donate page to support the chainsmoking frogman directly!

In this episode we talk about our choices for game of the year, but not really game of the year, but actually the best new games we played in 2021 – which are not necessarily new or good at all. 2021 was a pretty shit year, but we're still here.

Other covered topics include:

  • Praising Cyberpunk 2020
  • Bitching about Cyberpunk 2077
  • Anime titties in the Italian Senate (revisited)
  • Hello TechUr's mom!
  • The abridged history of the Drag-on Dragoon franchise and why 2B's ass has more polygons than Ocarina of Time
  • Why Spotify haters are missing the point – a criticism of the music streaming industry as a whole
  • and much more!

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

Listen up we have some changes around here this season.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was livestreamed from our new home on tube dot seriousposter dot club and is still available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places same as before.

We are back at it again after about 1.5 months vacation. This episode came out a little long but it was a great time all things considered. Last episode we had just finish covering the game awards nominees (the results didn't matter that show is a farce anyway), and there was a wholeass holiday since then. We talk about that in this episode.

Other things we discuss include:

  • Huge fuckin anime tiddies in the Italian Senate
  • Huge fuckin anime tiddies in the mainstream news again thanks to Demon Slayer, I guess
  • The oral history of the modern cultural significance of Huge fuckin anime tiddies
  • Microsoft acquires Activision
  • NFTs in the normie web have suddenly and suspiciously become very unpopular
  • WTF happened to New World?
  • Why does Vic have two discord accounts now?
  • Planetside 2 runs great on linux and a new map (first new map in YEARS) is coming out in a few days
  • Why exactly are we not streaming on Odysee anymore, what is cytube and tube.seriousposter.club?

Note: During the NFT story we mentioned two articles written by @rw@shitposter.club and you should read them for yourself here and here and you should absolutely read them.

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

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In today's episode Dielan and Vic check out the nominees for the winter 2021 Game Awards and the absolute shitshow it is shaping up to be. We voted live during the show as well.

In this episode we also talk about what Vic has been up to, Elden Ring, that FF7 battle royale that's always in maintenance mode, and more!

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

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We're BACK once again after a short break. Rants in this episode include:

  • Dielan switched back to Linux full time and it went really well
  • Dune movie review
  • Bitching about Gacha games again
  • New World – first month impressions
  • Dielan bought a Valve Index
  • and more

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

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In this episode we proceeded to complain about shit, like we normally do.

Bitching includes:

  • Bitching about MMOs
  • Bitching about Star Wars
  • Bitching about Star Wars fans
  • Bitching about Smash Bros
  • Bitching about Amazon Echo
  • Bitching about Tales of Arise
  • Bitching about Capeshit

It's gonna be a good time. Trust me bro.

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here or if you are too lazy to click that just check out @dielan@shitposter.club, @SargeDaBarge@twitter.com and @MM_Victim@twitter.com.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was recorded live and is available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places.

WE'RE BACK!

Back from vacation! In this episode we are joined by @dielan@shitposter.club and @mm_victim@twitter.com where we talk about what's changed in the 4 (5?) weeks since we last recorded.

If you want to see more guest appearances like last episode, let us know!

Rough agenda:

  • Tales of Arise first impressions
  • Splitgate first impressions
  • GeForceNow leaks
  • Dielan bought an xbox and put retroarch on it
  • Dielan's PC upgrade plan
  • and more!

Dielan didn't wear shades so you can see the depth of the bags under his eyes. Whoops.

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here or if you are too lazy to click that just check out @dielan@shitposter.club, @SargeDaBarge@twitter.com and @MM_Victim@twitter.com.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was recorded live and is available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places.

First of all, special thanks to all the people that tuned in live. We recorded this shortly after episode 39 was made with the intent to drop the vods closer to the normal podcast day, as Dielan and Ironee's anniversary was on the upcoming recording day and Vic was on vacation anyway.

In this special episode we are joined by @moon@shitposter.club and @triodug@shitposter.club! When we last had Moon on our show 10grans was worth less than 20 cents a token, but is now worth a lot more for reasons we don't really understand. Not only that, but Moon dropped a new website for buying and selling NFTs for 10grans or UBIQ called Token Gallery. We talked about all kinds of shit.

No, I did not get the chance to ask Trio which Gundam show was the best, and why is it G Gundam. However you can ask him yourself when he is streaming either on seriousposter or twitch!

We are definitely going to make highlight videos out of this episode. Coming soon.

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here or if you are too lazy to click that just check out @dielan@shitposter.club, @SargeDaBarge@twitter.com and @MM_Victim@twitter.com.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was recorded live and is available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places.

Heads up! We have a new RSS feed for just the VODs, >get it here<

In this episode Dielan and Vic discuss mmos. I promise it's more exciting than it sounds. We covered a few other things as well, including:

  • Genshin 2.0 update
  • WTF happened to 2RAF, formerly known as 1RAF, formerly known as 2RAF?
  • Crowfall – does it scratch the itch?
  • Guild Wars 2 expansion trailer fails to impress (people still play this?)
  • sick balisong flips
  • and more!

Stay tuned for our next episode, which will have some special guests...

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here or if you are too lazy to click that just check out @dielan@shitposter.club, @SargeDaBarge@twitter.com and @MM_Victim@twitter.com.

Click >HERE< to listen to the new episode! If you are reading this on a Pleroma instance, hit the bell icon on our profile so you get notifications for these posts. This episode was recorded live and is available as a VOD on Odysee or in audio-only format on all the usual places.

We are on a new streaming schedule! We are now live on Odysee on every-other Tuesday night, and uploading the next day or two.

Time to talk about VIDEO GAMES

Topics covered:

  • Crowfall – is it any good?
  • WTF happened to WoW?
  • Genshin 2.0 dropped
  • Like a deranged crack addicts we watched Warframe's TennoCon announcements
  • STEAM DECK
  • and more

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here or if you are too lazy to click that just check out @dielan@shitposter.club, @SargeDaBarge@twitter.com and @MM_Victim@twitter.com.