Melonmancy Podcast

Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

Who wouldn't want to be spanked?

Today's episode is a little different. Due to missing recording day and going on a vacation, we decided to just invite anybody from our Discord to join in. We only got 3 people to join, but it was pretty short notice. We'll def do this again sometime and see how chaotic we can make it.

Topics include:

  • Where did the name Melonmancy come from in the first place
  • The current state of some of our old staple games, like Guild Wars 2 and Warframe
  • Rippaverse
  • The dichotomy of Doomsday Preppers and Homesteaders
  • Dielan was looking for some indie stealth game on itch.io and ended up playing Hero's Harem Guild instead
  • new show update
  • and more!

It's the Steam Summer Sale of Love baby

Dielan, Vic, and Rick are back with burning wallets and hot takes.

Topics include:

  • Steam Summer Sale
    • Hell Let Loose, which is like a WW2 battlefield game that isn't garbage
    • Hedon Bloodright
    • Ruiner
    • Dune: Spice Wars
    • Some other shit we bought
    • Why does every category have a ton of porn games?
  • Some first impressions/observations about v4v and BTC maxis
  • Sony started a competitor service to games pass and its so mid it hurts
  • Countless tangents and hot takes that weren't on the agenda

No hot alien bitches were harmed in the production of this episode

Agenda items in today's episode includes:

  • Special guest Dreamcycler from the Melonmancy community joins the show!
  • Summer Games Fest came and went and there is a lot of cringe to unpack here
    • NEW GAEMS
    • CASHGRABS
    • BAD ACTING
    • DRUCKMANN MANAGED TO GIVE AN ENTIRE PRESENTATION WITHOUT HARASSING A WOMAN (as far as we can tell)
  • Some D&D stories
  • Where exactly do you draw the line between catgirls and furries?
  • Dielan spolis the new Doctor Strange movie (you weren't going to watch it anyway)
  • Obscure Christian ska albums
  • Tales of RTS games past
  • and more!

Today's episode is sponsored by drinking water and touching grass

Agenda items in today's episode includes:

  • Dielan (much more sober this time) tries to explain how we are now a Value4Value production
  • WTF is V Rising and why no PVP RPG is going to live up to classic Herocraft
  • obligatory new Star Wars show nitpicks and bitching
  • Details on Dielan's new podcast coming soon

Got a little tipsy in this one

Agenda items in today's episode includes:

  • Creator Clash was a thing and wasn't cringe somehow
  • Vic has been making some serious progress in Cyberpunk2077 on stream
  • Gfuel makes the NFT backtracking walk of shame
  • The inherent censorship-resistant features of Podcasting 2.0
  • and more!

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

Oops! All tangents!

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@triodug@shitposter.club in the house! The Melonmancy crew is back together with special guest Triodug. We made a big long list of talking points and got to almost none of them.

Stuff covered via random tangents include:

  • The great gamer wars of 2014
  • Twitch, in general
  • Anime
  • The current twitter exodus and the resulting cringe
  • Bitching about Final Fantasy 7 (more specifically bitching about Gackt)
  • Square Enix just sold off a bunch of IPs they haven't touched in a long time
  • and more!

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

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Back to basics with just Dielan and Vic in the show. In this episode we cover the curious case of an old Warframe player from our clan who dissapeared come back to our Discord 9 years later. Also Vic has a new stream setup!

Other agenda items include:

  • Batman review
  • Llamageddon review
  • bitching about Bluesky
  • bitching about Reddit
  • bitching about Discord
  • and more!

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

Can you believe we made 50 of these fuckin episodes?

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In this episode we make the case for Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin being game of the year 2022. Or at the very least Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin is the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance of Final Fantasy, and we don't think anybody will argue that one.

We also catch up and talk about other news and things in video game land. We missed recording last week so there is a lot to catch up on.

If you just wanna talk or send us any feedback you can find all our contact info here

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We're going to be talking about Elden Ring forever aren't we?

Well you're in luck we don't talk about Elden ring the whole time! Topics include:

  • Elden Ring
  • Emulators and the Anbernic RG280V
  • Elden Ring
  • Somehow @ironee212@shitposter.club pulled off the Raging Demon by accident in Street Fighter IV
  • Elden Ring
  • What exactly has Sarge been up to?
  • Elden Ring
  • Ubisoft and Guerilla Games devs spill spaghetti out of their pockets over Elden Ring
  • And more!
  • Elden Ring

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Vic is back and he got over the 'rona just in time for ELDEN RING. In this episode we catch up and shoot the shit like normal.

Topics include:

  • Talking about signing up @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club on the livestream before we started recording
  • Dielan beat Halo 3 and didn't think it lived up to the hype
  • Reddit and its concequences have been a disaster for the human race
  • New cringe discord rule that allows banning for off-site activity in the most ambiguous and user-unfriendly way possible (please die discord, we're waiting)
  • On Dielan's birthday he subjected his friends to really old fighting games on emulators – from Thrill Kill to Arcana Heart
  • and more!

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